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🗁 DownloadIf a humanoid robot is so good at human tasks, then why does it claim that it can't have eaten my sandwich from the company fridge?
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🗁 DownloadI'm sure this whole thing would be fit for a blockbuster movie. Like, where you go through those levels of recursion. Deeper with every step. Like, through dreams or something.
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🗁 DownloadThis is a scam, she obviously cannot read the future. I'm much more into well-readable compiler errors.
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🗁 DownloadOr, even better: let's train the AI to come up with "confidence values" for its results. What could go wrong?
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🗁 DownloadOf course I want the simplest solution to my problem. And of course that mostly refers to the amount of time and work I need to put in.
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🗁 DownloadIn the end, names are just hollow words and the important part is that today's a bank holiday. Happy Pentecost everyone!
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🗁 DownloadSeems like tech companies just never become "too big to fail"... Or maybe, they just hadn't been big enogh yet?
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🗁 DownloadI'm pretty sure it's also an interesting result of the group dynamics game if we all just refuse to crawl around blindfoldedly.
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🗁 DownloadA rubber duck helps so much with debugging. Especially if it's about to graduate in comp sci.
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🗁 DownloadSo, if there's "C" on this side of the fence and a proper type checking system on the other one, maybe the grass *really* is greener over there...
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🗁 DownloadNow if you have to consume as many sausages and drinks as you seem to have to at one of those larger fires for every reboot, it's getting quite unhealthy again...
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🗁 DownloadOld media are lost in time again and again, which isn't bad... but if it's a data carrier, the information is lost as well, which is a shame if that information is Zak McKracken.
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🗁 DownloadMaybe if you just grew a little and wore some high heels, we wouldn't be so easily told apart. No, I can't get shorter, that's ridiculous.
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🗁 Download"Not invented here" doesn't even have to be something negative! Sometimes it's just good to build something nice that you like! At work! For a long time!
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🗁 DownloadHaving the language for which you develop an arbitrary and unreasonable fixation on just decided for you does make things easier though.
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🗁 DownloadThe hard thing isn't knowing you're not sitting the right way, the hard thing is to sit the right way for more than four seconds.
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🗁 DownloadSoftware as a service has the advantage that everyone can immediately see if you mess up the release.
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🗁 DownloadConsidering the internet is about as important as air or water to some, it's kind of weird to see my connection being about as cooperative as a grounded teenager.
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🗁 DownloadSo, that doesn't mean he doesn't miss his long-lost family member... But the mirror knows the truth.
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🗁 DownloadHow would that work if you play your game in your right hand and prepare your presentation in your left? Can you clock in for, like, fifty percent?
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🗁 DownloadIf acronyms need to be longer to be unambiguous, let's also make sure they are properly pronounceable. Like, made up of syllables. With lots of vowels. You know?
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🗁 DownloadWell, of course that data is in the cloud of a capitalist company willing to sell it to anyone. But that doesn't mean that I want my friends to see it!
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🗁 DownloadEven if he had gotten it right, he probably would have ended up with lots of insects and their noises on the sheet.
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🗁 DownloadThe great thing about doubting yourself is that it makes you feel so ahead of those self-confident suckers.
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🗁 DownloadFounding a company? Easy. Founding a company and then actually doing stuff is a different story entirely.
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🗁 DownloadYou know, we'd have to re-organize essentially the whole world... But it's just so... neat!
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🗁 DownloadWow... that virtual vacation feels so real, I could swear I can see the real ocean four real kilometres away!
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🗁 DownloadDo digital twins also take your toys when you leave the room? Or sing loudly next to your door when your first love is on your couch?
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🗁 DownloadThat work-life-balance that everyone's talking about is that growing pile of unread mails and shifted deadlines, right? Right?
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🗁 DownloadNon-maskable interrupts, or NMIs for short, are those events that the computer cannot ignore because they are just too important. For example a hardware failure. Or maybe also a day at sea.
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🗁 DownloadIf you were able to store your personality but then kept growing, would you even want that previous jerk to be preserved?
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🗁 DownloadLet me explain. The happiest man on earth would be able to use the photo filter app like a normal camera app. That is, he would look into it and see his pores exactly as they are.
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🗁 DownloadSo, yes, it's fragile and complex and resource hungry and confusing and slow. But have you seen how fast it becomes a web service?
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🗁 DownloadEngineers: invent digital media that can be copied without losing any data. Users: keep copying digital data over analogue channels.
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🗁 DownloadI guess we can be happy that AIs haven't become sentient yet... I wouldn't want to expect any thinking being to do the stuff we make them do for us.
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🗁 DownloadI need help! Now! But it must not, like, cost money! Or time! Or annoy me! Or be, like, visible! I'm sure there's something with, like, AI or blockchain, right?
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🗁 DownloadIf we're about to start with geoengineering this planet, please think of the poor computer scientists in the process.
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🗁 DownloadIf you're supposed to hide how you enter your password, then why aren't keyboards invisible? Checkmate, security nerds!
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🗁 DownloadIs there something like a steganography file system that would let me embed some hidden stuff into the thousands and thousands of images I'll never check again anyway?
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🗁 DownloadIt's carnival in Cologne... and there's Star Trek on air. A match made in heaven! Best wishes to all carnival enthusiats, trekkies and their intersecting set!
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🗁 DownloadI wonder if there are training data sets that are purposely built to make resulting algorithms easy to apply to "those" other use cases...
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🗁 DownloadOf course that analogy is a little far fetched... After all, arms dealers usually don't offer a free product first.
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🗁 DownloadNothing quite says "webcomic about digital stuff" like an analog drawing. Especially if it had to be digitally altered to contain English text bubbles.
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🗁 DownloadIf you don't only manipulate the exoskeleton but also the wearer's senses, they won't even know they're doing chores!
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🗁 DownloadSo what you're saying is that the Pleiades are wonderful but Elon's antennas are light pollution? Hashtag doublestandards!
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🗁 Download... or make the bot buy random items from the darknet and place bets on when the police rings your bell.
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🗁 DownloadAI generated art solves copyright issues for images... but could this be transferred to other domains? AI generated music? AI generated data or AI generated science? What could possibly go wrong?
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🗁 DownloadIf you "toot" on Mastodon does that refer to the sound of a 400-metre-vessel or more to that of Pingu?
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🗁 DownloadContrary to popular belief, believing in "everything is just simulated" does not relieve you of duties such as "dressing up" or "paying taxes". Happy #Halloween
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🗁 Download"Test and verification"... How hard can it be? You don't even have to write your own stuff, you just check other people's stuff. Easy peasy.
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🗁 DownloadYou could assume that this would simply result in an arms race between guerilla-sign-painters and car manufacturers, but luckily cars are essentially never updated.
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🗁 DownloadLuckily, search engines' business models depend on giving correct results, so they're absolutely incapable of lying.
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🗁 DownloadTechnology under the skin is still just technology... but it does get that bonus for additional cyberpunkishness.
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🗁 DownloadPfff... NFTs or cryptocurrencies... I'd rather invest in something with a real, intrinsic value. Such as Gold!
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🗁 DownloadVirtual competition that's just consistently worse than oneself may be helpful, too... somehow.
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🗁 DownloadVirtual realities to the rescue, reality is just too disappointing too often. Now, is there a plan b once virtual realities start being disappointing, too?
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🗁 DownloadThe story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed are fictitious. No identification with actual persons is intended or should be inferred. Like, really.
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🗁 DownloadIs there a Yin/Yang with another point in the points? Like for... the double agents among the philosophers?
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🗁 DownloadReal personality isn't even required. If enough goes wrong, a chair becomes the villain of the day, you don't need a consciousness for that.
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🗁 DownloadLet this sink in for a second, remember the egg on your school backpack and count your grey hairs: Tamagotchi were released a quarter of a century ago.
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🗁 DownloadIf you use AI to detect stuff, better use it to filter content without further supervision. Because of the reliability.
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🗁 DownloadSoon enough, the rightmost lane will be used only by autonomous upper class cars, driving at inner-town speeds.
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🗁 DownloadLet's celebrate all those who are working on their thesis right now. Yay. Okay, that's enough, get back to work!
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🗁 DownloadSo, is rockstardom for computer scientists just a figurative carrot hung before their nose... or can I still make it?
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🗁 DownloadDoes this comparison even work in English or don't you have Hanuta over there? Maybe we should instead convert it to the imperial standard football field... But how does that translate to a volume?
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🗁 DownloadThere was this movie... you know, where they went deeper and deeper... and in the end, there was a Z3 which was emulated in minecraft or something like that.
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🗁 DownloadI see a red door and I want it painted cold. No warmness anymore, climate crisis is on hold.
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🗁 DownloadThe hyperloop is just misunderstood... and the traffic jam only occured in the pilot phase! one more lane will fix it, pinky promise!
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🗁 DownloadAgile methods not only allow quick iterations and well-defined roles in flat hierarchies, they also give you a whole set of new excuses!
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🗁 DownloadVersion control is so great because you can always tell yourself that you could potentially go back to what you originally planned to complete without ever actually having to do it.
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🗁 DownloadNo fireworks on new year's eve? Don't worry, technology is here to save the day and keep it just as colourful and loud!
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🗁 DownloadSo... just participate in several conference calls simultaneously or outsource them to somebody else right away?
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🗁 DownloadThe great thing about so many programming languages is the opportunity for a whole new range of play on words - and the central question left to be answered just, how they could be made accessible.
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🗁 DownloadIf more e-mail recipients changed the contents of that mail, this would open up so may ways to play "telephone". Bonus points if somebody comes up with a solution for encrypted mails.
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🗁 DownloadWell no, I'm not on facebook! I really don't want to give my data to that big corporation.
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🗁 DownloadBut why should I care about addressing a root cause? Like, my arm doesn't even hurt as much ever since I taped it to my back!
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🗁 DownloadIs there an upper bound for special numbers? And if there isn't, how are they all going to fit into the Wikipedia?
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🗁 DownloadThe Wahlomat is great to get a first overview in like three to five minutes. That said, one may of course spend more time if it's on one's hands.
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🗁 DownloadIf only there was a simple, straightforward way to control analog things using analog input...
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🗁 DownloadCreating that receipt consumes about as much power as an ordinary household runs on for about two days.
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🗁 DownloadIf you are allowed to take three things with you onto a lonely island, are those things included that you need to make these three things work?
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🗁 DownloadThe beach laptop definitely needs to be in a tight case... but how can you get rid of the warmth?
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🗁 DownloadWhat is an anonymous medium like the internet good for if you don't use it to beat your offspring's butt in their favourite game?
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🗁 DownloadAnalogization sounds like nonsense until one adds the next limited edition vinyl long player to the cart.
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🗁 DownloadOf course it's not a pile of gold, I'm not Smaug after all... But do you see how that machine glows?
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🗁 DownloadVirtual hugs surely will improve once they're put on a blockchain. Just like everything else.
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🗁 DownloadHappy Pentecost everyone! Even without a working punchline, we hope everybody has a nice holiday, wherever it actually is one!
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🗁 DownloadIf natural language had a proper operator precedence, things would be so much easier. Like, not the language though, I know. But things would be.
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🗁 DownloadOnce the AIs understand puns, the worst has hopefully passed... How could machines enslave mankind if it's such a great source of jokes?
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🗁 DownloadThe next step would be a second AI that creates an avatar that does the whole interview. It doesn't even have to sound smart or anything, it just needs to fool the first AI that rates the interview.
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🗁 DownloadSo... What's riskier? Shorter routes through higher incidence areas or longer routes through lower incidence areas?
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🗁 DownloadHappy Easter everybody! If Easter was a nerdic holiday, what would be different? Would you have to reprogram your gardening robot to search for eggs?
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🗁 DownloadI don't have a problem with coffee... It's just that I get so shaky when the caffeine fades.
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🗁 DownloadWe are already working on an analog version of the ebook of the book of the webcomic. And with a little luck, that will get a digital release later on.
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🗁 DownloadIf we had more limbs we would invent even more form factors for devices we could hold simultaneously, just to finally be bored by all of them and call home using the sixth arm.
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🗁 DownloadBut the nerd community is so... good! That's also why there are so many open-source-licences with civil clauses which then are not controversal at all!
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🗁 DownloadThe true activity is scheduled a little later, when you finally turn around and fall into your bed.
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🗁 DownloadOthers say, data are the new oil... but some more wars would have to be fought over data for that to be true, no?
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🗁 DownloadWhat does the earth think, not rotating in proper powers of two around itself and its star?
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🗁 DownloadAccording to Douglas Adams, the Universe essentially contains everything. So is there some coke planet and a mentos asteroid, with disaster just waiting to happen?
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🗁 DownloadAre there any official numbers on how many laptops' screens are victims to tea candles each year?
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🗁 DownloadTrue horror only exists in your head. And maybe on pages with more greek than latin letters.
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🗁 DownloadOnce AIs write convincing mails, we will have a whole new level of society... robot underlings that keep each other busy.
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🗁 DownloadDie Mobilitaet der Zukunft braucht bestimmt ein besseres Netz... aber vielleicht implementiert ja jemand demnaechst SSH über Rauchzeichen für die abgeschiedenen Gebiete.
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🗁 DownloadTrue personalisation starts right where the device knows what the user is going to write but will assist him just enough to not let him know that everything is known in advance.
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🗁 DownloadAll those fears that can be lived from the comfort of your home... Virtual reality really opens doors.
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🗁 DownloadBetter not tell anyone which base the age is currently being communicated in. Be it for the party or for the checkout.
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🗁 DownloadCover your ass was advanced SO much by having programmers build programs even they themselves cannot explain anymore.
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🗁 DownloadTuring tests are easier if done in a context where people ony assume garbage to be delivered. Now if only producing believable garbage was easy for machines...
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🗁 DownloadC++ isn't even that bad... you can't even override keywords! For more such questions: cppquiz.org
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🗁 DownloadIs "towers of Hanoi" a problem that is only known in computer sciences or is it taught to bricklayers as well?
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🗁 DownloadWho thought it would be a good idea to entrust the basic foundation of government founding to a weird machine in the first place?
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🗁 DownloadIt can take pictures! In a... like, two metre radius. But then again, that's quite an exciting place.
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🗁 DownloadIn order to not fix people's computers let them pick a Linux distribution to install on their PC before helping them.
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🗁 DownloadSecurity is a little bit like medicine... If it's not horrendous, it feels like it doesn't work.
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🗁 DownloadIt's way better to do two-factor authentication with your phone instead of your body. It's just important to keep all those factors on your phone, so you only have to handle a single device.
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🗁 DownloadYou should start being concerned about yourself once Siri starts recommending antidepressants for your smoothies.
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🗁 DownloadSometimes it's not important to do something, it's just important to take the most complicated way possible and give up halfway through.
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🗁 DownloadMaybe the test should be expanded even further to also include other weird categories such as scientists or geeks.
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🗁 DownloadAIs are so good at handling data, they'll just manipulate us into doing anything they'd need a body for.
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🗁 DownloadIf the app says that I'm sporting then I'm sporting. Nobody's more receptive to my own fake data than me.
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🗁 DownloadUsing your fingers to count in binary lets you count to 1023 instead of just to ten... But be careful with that 132.
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🗁 DownloadWe might as well be glad that names are not auto-assigned, otherwise we'd probably end up with a 16-word-mnemonic.
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🗁 DownloadAlso don't forget other important questions such as 'how to avoid any contacts to languages that have arrays start at one' or 'which 16 linux distros to try during your first month'.
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🗁 DownloadThe amount of significant birthdays in binary seems awesome at first, but it kind of disappoints after turning 16.
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🗁 DownloadWireless charging would help. It's a shame that tesla coils are solely used to defend soviet bases.
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🗁 DownloadI wonder why I've never seen these famous football-sized stacks of something that reach into space.
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🗁 DownloadI wonder why I've never seen these famous football-sized stacks of something that reach into space.
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🗁 DownloadI wonder why I've never seen these famous football-sized stacks of something that reach into space.
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🗁 DownloadCars that are more like mobile networks of course also offer new attack vectors for hackers.
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🗁 DownloadFor hard drives, this number is even more impressive: Every human on earth would need to remember 12,000 ones or zeroes in order to make mankind have the same data capacity as a current hard disc.
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🗁 DownloadWhile more and more social networks are attracting more and more users, a strong social media age gap keeps persisting - in all industrialized nations, but especially in Germany.
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